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Don't be lured by the 'siren's song' and lulled into complacency of inflated costs where the 'calm' may very well yield to 'torrents' of unknown 'watery depths' or be left 'adrift' a 'turbulent sea' in a 'raging storm' of uncertain yet soaring high prices!
'Map' out your route, direct your 'course' for your 'true north', 'batten down the hatches' against the 'wavefront', and with 'sails unfurled', embark on your journey as you 'ride the storm' of the changing 'rough seas' of 'fathomless' commerce to find and explore your 'island of tranquility' in a 'sea of caos', where a 'bounty' of precious gifts 'flow onto your shore'.
Among the 'white caps' in the fierce 'ocean' where 'high tides crest' and threaten to 'capsize' small 'vessels', there is a 'glimmer of light' breaking through the 'dense fog' of inflation which 'engulfs' its unsuspecting 'mariner', trying to keep the 'sea-going craft' in the 'dark murky waters' and 'pulled along with the storm', but the 'ray of light' with its 'beam' growing brighter, cutting through the 'blinding clouds of despair', reaches out and 'offers hope', guiding the imperiled 'seaman' to safety.  That light is as a special 'message in a bottle', addressed especially to you, one to keep you 'afloat' and 'steming the tide', helping you 'weather the storm' of ever-increasing prices as you continue to 'ply the waves' of the 'deep seas', being ever confident, 'navigating' through 'white squalls' as you courageously 'sail the high seas' to explore onward and then 'drop anchor' at your stable 'pier' in a secure 'port' of reasonable prices.
So with 'charted course', 'test the waters' as you 'sail the Seven Seas' beyond the 'tumultuous waves' of 'bottomless' inflation and stay 'afloat' in the solid 'boat' to 'steer windward', 'wafting' across the now 'peaceful waters' as you search for its plentiful 'buried treasures', now 'unearthed' for your pleasant 'discovery'.  ~~~~~  "Let Seven Seas Gifts be your 'Port in the Storm'!"  ~~~~~
Let "Seven Seas Gifts" sound the 'foghorn' against inflation and shine as your 'beacon', cutting through the 'dense fog' of costly 'costermongers' to alert the weary 'treasure hunter' and guide you to the 'port' of gifts where you'll seek and find your 'haven' to securely 'anchor' at the 'dock' of stability.  In the ever-changing 'current' of high prices you need a stronghold and you can rest assured that from a bird's eye view in the 'crow's nest' you will spot a great deal from a 'knot' away and remain steadfast on the 'deck' which supplies super buys where you'll have a 'hull' of savings and you might even acquire your 'diamond in the rough' as well ~~ with all the other 'bounties' of the 'Seven Seas'!
'Chart' your 'quest' and 'log' your 'voyage' as you follow the 'map' to your 'treasures'.  'Steady as she goes', with the 'course set' out by "Seven Seas Gifts", you'll 'set sails' 'billowing' from the 'masts' on your way to discover new 'territories' thriving with 'goods' from around the globe.  So while you search for the 'jewels' of the world with your 'dragnet', we bring you a 'wide ocean' where 'buried gems lie' -- which is the wide selection of fine imported gifts -- from the 'Four Corners Of The World'.
Now, let the 'voyage' begin as you come inside a place where 'hidden treasures' await and from within the 'deep Seven Seas' you just may find 'your oyster' ~~ and that 'pearl'!                  
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